Joke of the day.

kindasociallyinept:

mynameschai:

twerkdatziall:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have…

Lmfao

(Source: flyingscotsman)

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orcabelly:

so as a lot of you know, i’m moving to chicago.  in basically two weeks.  this doesn’t give me much time to pack and get things ready AND work.  i am working, though, as much as i can before i leave.  my tax return should cover june and july living expenses.  while i’m in chicago, i will be looking for a job (desperately, lol) as well as transferring my credits from my school here to a school there.  
as always, i am taking commissions to help pay for expenses.  you will, however, find a donate button on my blog as well!  if you’re unable to pay commission money, any little bit helps!
thank you guys so much!  if you can’t donate or commission, signal boosting is always appreciate!
because of all the time it takes to move, commissions will take a little longer than usual to finish.  thank you for your understanding!

who the hell are you?

benedictcumbvrbatch:

british men will be the death of me

(via wankerbatch)

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mmmaltman Alex is selling Starks and Lannisters. And a Hodor. Or whatever his name is.

torosaurus:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you 

(via cumberpeenqueen)

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cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

(via staticpallour)

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thecube42:

wingnutsadboys-union:

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

who let the nerd in

That’s not even hard

More like you can secco out of my life

(via staticpallour)

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